What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

What should I do to stop being angered easily?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How should the government address the housing crisis in London that has affected people like 75-year-old Susan Curtis?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are some interview experiences with JP Morgan India?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Which daily habits can help you keep a clear and positive mind?

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…